Saturday, May 28, 2011

she's the one

video

this was the song of me and my ex. we had this relationship for one and a half years. not much for an adult. i'm 20 and she was 19 at that time. she made me happy. but then she left me. after that i never speak with her again. everytime i hear this song, it brings a tear to my eyes and secretly recall the good memories i had with her. these one and a half years was the best years in my life. knowing her was a big mistake i've made in my life but it is the best thing ever happened.

now i'm 24, and the only thing that matters is just following my heart.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

human mind

mgnieukt kjiaan cmabrigde uinervtisy sseaipa upn bleoh mmbcanaya waalu hruufyna brterbaur kraena oatk ktia tiadk mngjea hruuf stau-prestau tpai mmebcaa preaktaan sceara mnyeulruh asalakn hruuf peratma jgua ynag trakehir bareda diteamptya.

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. cna yuo raed tihs? olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht i was rdanieg. the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. the rset can be a taotl mses and yuo can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. azanming huh? yaeh and i awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt.

Friday, March 25, 2011

kaki belit

Aku rase semua orang dah tau pasal hal ni. Ramai pun yang dah terkene. Tapi masih tak serik² jugak. Sebagai langkah berjaga-jaga, aku tayangkan gambar kat sini sebagai bukti. Kalau² ade yang terjumpa, berhati-hati la. Tak kisah la yang cantik ke, yang cute ke, yang seksi, yang howt ke, kesimpulan die satu je.. Perempuan memang kaki belit!!

Haa.. Betol tak cakap aku? kaki belit kan? kan?

Sunday, March 13, 2011

soalan kira-kira

Perhatian! Ini mesti dilakukan dengan mengunakan congakan sahaja. Jangan gunakan kertas dan pensil atau kalkulator.

Ambil 1000 dan campur 40. Sekarang campur lagi 1000. Campur lagi 30. Campur lagi 1000. Campur lagi 20. Campur lagi 1000. Campur lagi 10. Berapakah jumlah semua?

Saturday, March 5, 2011

kondom di asrama

Suatu hari di asrama wanita, seorang warden sedang memeriksa keadaan blok asrama. Di dalam salah satu bilik dia terdengar suara "aarggh, uumph, yess, ouchh, uhhhh, enak.." dan si warden pun tersentak waktu terdengar suara itu..

Keesokan harinya semua pelajar perempuan dikumpulkan di padang:

Warden: Semalam saya terdengar suara erangan di dalam salah satu bilik..

Murid: Hah?!!
Shanti: Kikikiki..

Warden: Tapi takpe jugak.. Saya terjumpa seluar dalam teman lelakinya

Murid: Hah?!!
Shanti: Kikikiki..

Warden: Rupanya di dalam seluar dalam tersebut terdapat kondom..

Murid: Hah?!!
Shanti: Kikikiki.. Hihihihi..

Warden: Malangnya kondom tersebut dah bocor!

Murid & Warden: Kikikiki..
Shanti: Hah?!!